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Sunday, 15 December 2013


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Perhaps David, you'll catch this one - although not zactly a proper "funny" - at least insofar as yours [tho' normally nicked from Andra] are, cough, cough, hilarious!

Anyway, I seem to recall (though I can't remember who precisely told me so) you David, occasionally swim as a relaxation technique.

But since you're in the UK - Step #7 can be modified:

In case you're having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in psychological journals. It really works and will make you smile.

#1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a rock overhanging a crystal clear mountain stream.

#2 Picture yourself with both hands immersed in the cold running water.

#3 Birds are singing in the cool mountain air.

#4 No one knows your secret place.

#5 You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

#6 The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

#7 The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Congressman [MP] you are holding underwater.

Did it work?

(This to TX - I've "enquired" such as I can. I'll be in touch if possible but it will very likely be in a roundabout way. Too, it most likely will be awhile. Chin up.)

Andra, I liked the confessional one.

Yes, DM, me too.

It worked, JK, and the expression on Nick Clegg's face beneath the water as his last lung-full of air burst forth was immensely calming and satisfying!

Andra and DM are obviously exceedingly lavatorial!

Here's an even funnier joke:

I'm in hell, David. Get me out of here.

Oh I don't know Dom. A face that big'd make for even the visually impaired a helluva dart-board.

Make the right ear double points - the Left, triple.

(If any of Churchill's descendants are available, let 'em throw the first darts.)

Dom, almost nothing about this Obama regime surprises me but that actually sickens me! And to do it in an embassy as part and parcel of efforts to raise money for a political party - it's putrid. Were I American, JK, I would want to throw more than darts. Mind you, it reminds me of the day 'Hillbilly' arrived at the State Department on her first day as Secretary and hundreds of so-called 'public servants' left their desks and came out to applaud her! Pass the sick bag!

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