I am obliged, yet again, to my Aussie e-pal, Andra, for bringing me highly important medical information but before I begin, Gentlemen, a short exercise break is required:
Alright? Feeling better? Good! Now where was I? Oh yes, this startling new break-through in medical science which has important . . . but before I continue, another quick break:
By jove, that's certainly very invigorating. Now then, back to business, this new medical breakthrough is of vital importance to us chaps and we must thank Dr. Karen Weatherby who undertook this challenging investigation, although why she failed to enlist my assistance I do not know. However, time for another break:
Do you know, I feel eighteen all over again! Anyway, Dr. Karen Wetherby has discovered, and frankly I put it on a level with the discovery of penicillin and if she doesn't win a Nobel Prize for medicine there's no fairness in this world ... but, hang on, another dose of medicine is called for:
Oh God, I'm never going to finish this story so I had better give you the original for you to read for yourselves:
All I can say to Dr. Wetherby is thank you, thank you, thank you and show us your tits!
Pics from http://stephaniebe.wordpress.com/topless-tuesday-girls/ and don't all rush!
It has to be said, Mr Duff, I wondered why you could never look me in the eye! :-)
I'm glad I am evidently helping all the men around me to live longer.....
Posted by: Mayfly | Tuesday, 21 January 2014 at 15:22
My lawyer has directed me to make clear that Ms. 'Mayfly' is a total stranger to me and any publicised inferences will be sternly dealt with by my legal team, er, after I have inspected Ms, 'Mayfly's photos, of course! And anyone who tips of the 'Memsahib' about this particular post will find Big Bubba (ex-D-Block) knocking on their door. Now, Ms. 'Mayfly' I really do think you should introduce yourself properly because I just know you would make a deep, very deep, impression on me!
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 21 January 2014 at 17:19
David, on an IMAC / Safari, the links are automatically updated to pictures. Your blog is not safe for work! I got called out on it!
Posted by: Dom | Tuesday, 21 January 2014 at 20:36
You should expect a promotion any time, then, Dom, no, no, please don't thank me!
(Needless to say I have no idea what an IMAC/Safari is/are and no, thanks, but don't bother telling me!)
Posted by: David Duff | Tuesday, 21 January 2014 at 21:24
I think I would have preferred to remain anonymous with this one. I don't want to be leading you astray - not to mention Dom, who has been a very naughty boy. Fancy looking at this nonsense during work hours.
Posted by: Andra | Tuesday, 21 January 2014 at 23:25
At last after years of SWMBO calling me a perv I can now tell her that "boob gazing" will keep me with her longer. Not sure what to make of that look though - she may be contemplating violence.
Posted by: AussieD | Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 00:19
JK - I cannot believe you don't have anything to say about this. Cat got your tongue????
Posted by: Andra | Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 08:43
But, Andra, as Dom explained to his boss, it was just another way of taking vitamins and thus extending his life - honestly!
Yes but, AussieD, you're not supposed to look at then 24/7!
Don't provoke him, Andra, he'll find some obscure quote from me back in 2006 saying that boobs are bad for you!
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 09:10
Actually, I brought up the page, then turned to answer my phone. Next thing I know, there's a crowd of people at my office door, staring at the four of them, or the eight of them, depending on what you're counting.
Posted by: Dom | Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 17:50
See, Dom, the most popular man in the office just because he reads D&N!
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 19:37