Yeah, yeah, I know, that makes her merely the latest in a long line of ladies with whom I wish to procreate. And yes, I also know there will be difficulties given that she is 52 and I am 76 but, dammit, we live in a technological age where anything is possible! And just to prove that I am not a dirty old man always on the prowl for some bimbette or other, here is a photo of Ms. Rudd. A pleasant enough looking lady but unlikely to raise a chorus of 'phwaaa-phwaaas' in my local saloon bar.
Even so, this lady who is, as it happens, the Energy Secretary in the government has just announced a series of measure which has me crawling at her feet in helpless supplication. According to The Mail:
Ministers moved to slash massive subsidies for solar panels yesterday, amid signs the Government’s enthusiasm for green energy is waning.
In a surprise move, Energy Secretary Amber Rudd announced a consultation aimed at cutting the subsidies by almost 90 per cent.
If implemented, such a step would remove virtually all incentive for home owners to install the panels and could mean the end of Britain’s solar power boom.
In recent weeks, ministers have tightened planning restrictions and reduced subsidies for wind farms. They also closed the £540million Green Deal, which gave out loans for domestic energy efficiency improvements.
Well done, Ms. Rudd, as they used to say of 'that woman', you have the biggest balls in the cabinet!
Moving to another area of government, if only 'Dim Dave' could rid himself of that total wet in charge - I speak loosely! - of the Dept. for Culture, Media and Sport, a certain John Whittingdale MP. He came into the job breathing fire and brimstone in the direction of the hugely expensive, politically corrupt and mostly useless BBC. Since then - nothing, zilch! To be fair, which I am not inclined to be, Fraser Nelson in The Telegraph reports that Whittingdale might be following the lead of his master, 'Dim Dave', who can't be bothered to take on the BBC and, frankly, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. Well, 'Dim Dave' doesn't understand much of anything so it's hardly surprising.
Anyway, I must go because I have a rather delicate and sensitive letter to write to MDA - My Darling Amber!
David, you seem to be quite taken with this lady. That is the by product of so much blood filling so many veins with oxygen.
Posted by: Whitewall | Friday, 28 August 2015 at 13:30
Possibly, 'Whiters', but it may have more to do with the knowledge that slightly less of my meagre income will be going to pay for dopey-daft Greenie scams. Now that makes me *really* excited!
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 28 August 2015 at 14:25
Whitewall. That was very pragmatic of you. In Scotland we would say our David obtained a hard on and brought on by a Tory Lady!
Posted by: jimmy glesga | Friday, 28 August 2015 at 20:43
Anything that is as effective as Viagra that is put in place by the government should be extolled and expanded by every available media. You have highlighted such a mechanism , Amber Rudd is an apparition to drool over and should be exploited on the front cover of vougue and playboy. It might be an age thing as I am a young 73 and look up to a 76 year old with something I am not sure of.
Posted by: Peter Whale | Friday, 28 August 2015 at 20:54
Peter. As long as you have in your mind you can give a wummin the favourite then do it.
Posted by: jimmy glesga | Friday, 28 August 2015 at 21:31
The lass has child bearing hips and easy on the eye. What's not to like?
And as a plus can think outside the socialist numbat square.
Posted by: AussieD | Saturday, 29 August 2015 at 05:46
'Awe' is the word you're searching for, Peter!
Jimmy, do try not to be quite so Glaswegian, there are ladies present!
Quite right, AussieD, and she's mine, all mine, er,when I finish this letter . . .
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 29 August 2015 at 08:25
David and Jimmy, this is for you...wives know this:
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Posted by: Whitewall | Saturday, 29 August 2015 at 12:40
Very witty, 'Whiters'!
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 29 August 2015 at 12:50
Whitewall, I sleep on the couch with sone frags surrounding to avoid this scenario although women are devious and get around obstacles.
Posted by: jimmy glesga | Saturday, 29 August 2015 at 21:43
Jimmy your caution is warranted as well as admired. Yes women are clever creatures. Wars have been fought over them and because of them...hope I don't start one here:)
Posted by: Whitewall | Sunday, 30 August 2015 at 00:06