It is, of course, a very ancient principle that the law is an ass, at least, it is an ass on all those occasions when it is not actually being 'pig stoopid'! As we all know, a couple of married 'slebs' have, sort of, been in the news because one of them indulged in a sexual threesome. To compound their stupidity, some 'Cocklecarrot' whose brains were somehow lost in his wig, granted them an injunction to stop the press from publishing their names. The fact that the names were already all over the American media made no difference to this legalistic prat who is believed to live somewhere on Mars! Needless to say, the Jocks quickly realised that their legal system was not bound by English law and so they published the names. So everyone in the world knows except us!
Now, I have a confession to make. I have always had a fascination for the prospect of three-way sex, er, but only if the other two are drop-dead gorgeous ladies. So far, in my 76 years, the prospect has remained entirely imaginary not just because the opportunity has never arisen but because, to be frank, I don't think I could cope! Well, I mean, twosomes are tricky enough, particularly in these modern, feminist times where the ladies actually demand, er, satisfaction, dammit! To take on two insatiable ladies requires a level of skill and stamina far above my abilities. Even so, a man may dream, may he not?
However, on learning that the threesome was entirely male I must admit my interest, er, shrivelled. However, should you still be interested Guido (who else?) has the details.
Actually, this is the first I have heard of it! I guess I don't care enough about 'slebs to read about them, but judging from the hullabaloo I missed out somewhere.
Posted by: missred | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 17:52
No, no, dear Miss Red, you haven't missed a thing and if the names had come out immediately the whole sordid tale would have been forgotten in 24 hours.
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 18:06
"To take on two insatiable ladies requires a level of skill and stamina far above my abilities." David, that is where years of practice at lying about it comes in handy.
Posted by: Whitewall | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 18:17
True, Whiters, very true!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 18:36
Hmm - that's put me off olive oil.
Posted by: Uncle Mort | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 18:45
Probably so Dear Duffers. I don't much care for what shenanigans old queers get up to - about as interesting as those oily male pinup photos some friends insist on sharing on facebook. That is an immediate "delete this post". They are all queers anyway and it just does not do anything for me. Unless it is Ewan McGregor and even then he can be fully dressed and I swoon.
Posted by: missred | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 18:53
Ewan McGregor? Pah! He's not a patch on me in my kilt, Miss Red!
Quite so, Uncle Mort.
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 19:20
"It's a sad, sad situation, and it's getting more and more absurd."
Posted by: Richard | Monday, 11 April 2016 at 20:02