Not "Dodgy Dave", more like 'Down 'n' Dirty Dave'

That irredeemably thick and oafish MP, Dennis Skinner, was ordered out of the Commons yesterday for referring to the prime minister as "Dodgy Dave".  On this occasion he was spot on but, of course, Skinner being Skinner he was completely wrong to say it in parliament because if those sorts of insults were permitted then parliamentary 'debates' would sink beneath their normal tedium to bar-room standards.  That sort of language should be consigned to the very lowest form of political-personal discourse - blogs!

So really, it is a sense of duty that drives me to suggest to you all that you do your very best to tie David Cameron to a stake and flay him alive, er, metaphorically speaking, of course, because I feel unwell at the sight of real blood.  The reason for my unremitting fury is that yesterday I received through the post 'Despicable Dave's' pro-EU agit-prop for which I was forced to pay through my taxes!  With what he no doubt thought was clever cunning, he made sure to issue this £9.3 million worth of shit before the campaign proper opens so that he could dodge the strict rules pertaining to campaign funds which only come into force four weeks before voting day.  No doubt he and his old school chums are still chuckling and congratulating themselves on their cleverness.

You could not have a better and more clear example to prove that your prime minister is a despicable, cheating, double-dealing rat-bag.  So now is your chance!  In a few weeks you will be able to vote Dave into political oblivion.  He has treated you with undisguised contempt, mis-used your tax money and cheated the system so on the 23rd June, via the ballot box, it will be your chance to pay him back!

VOTE LEAVE

 

ADDITIONAL:    Another bloody Cameron, this time some little Gauleiter called Fraser Cameron who leeches off your money pontificating from a desk in Brussels as "Director of EU Policy".  Here are some of his immortal words - and by his words thou shall know him:

“Referenda are becoming a huge problem for the EU. The latest result in the Netherlands on the Association Agreement with Ukraine is probably the worst possible outcome. If the turnout had been below 30% the Dutch government could have safely ignored the vote…

Undoubtedly there is a growing trend towards referenda. There have been over 50 in the last twenty years. Sometimes referenda are forced upon governments if there is sufficient voter support, as was the case in the Netherlands… Perhaps it is time for an EU ban on referenda!” [My emphasis]

H/T to Guido

Remember, you only have one last chance  . . .

 

Comments

[Penseivat]

Skinner is not only thick and oafish. He is also a lying hypocrite of the highest order. When elected to Parliament, he stated that, if still there, he would resign when he reached the retirement age of 65, as he "would not take a job from another man". How old is he now? He's still there. Still taking another man's job.

[backofanenvelope]

84

[Whitewall]

I read about the Netherlands referendum and was happy to see it. My God, how democracy can be damned inconvenient for those in charge. Sheer arrogance. Europe has met its enemy and it ain't Islam- yet. "Where have all the 'fascists' gone? Long time passes". "Gone to 'Brussels' everyone".

[Richard]

David,

Post that propaganda leaflet back to whence it came, to the Prime Minister at 10 Downing Street... and send it recorded delivery as well. An awful lot of like minded people are going to do the same and if enough people follow your example, it should make for some rather interesting articles in the press!

GO FOR IT! (That's an order.)

[Richard]

Further to my last...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/660228/EU-Referendum-2016-Leaflet-Row-How-to-Send-Back-Return-Downing-Street

That's still an order!

[AussieD]

"your prime minister is a despicable, cheating, double-dealing rat-bag".

I didn't think you thought so highly of him Duffers.

Love the idea of sending all that stuff to 10 Downing Street. I shall remember that idea when our pollies start giving me the irrits.

[David Duff]

'Too late, too late,' he cried! Sorry, Richard, I happened to be passing the front door when the post arrived and when I saw what it contained I binned it on the spot. If I can find it will I will follow your order, Sir!

[Backofanenvelope]

This looks OK. http://www.facts4eu.org/news.htm

[David Duff]

Not bad, BOE.

[Lord T]

What happened to parliamentary privilege where they can slander anyone they want with no repercussions but here when he is actually telling the truth he gets kicked out.

Bunch of wankers.

[Loz]

Looks like the Judean People's Front, the People's Front of Judea, and the Popular Front (our favourite - "He's over there") have some competition in the "real life trumps satire when it comes to politics" stakes. "Vote Leave" and the splitters will be seeing each other in court, which might delay the referendum - and almost certainly guarantee the outers will lose: -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/13/pmqs-live-david-cameron-jeremy-corbyn-eu-referendum-brexit-fund/

And you want this lot to have exclusive control over you?

Bunch of wankers, yep, 'bout sums 'em up.

SoD

[David Duff]

But, dammit, Sir, they're British wankers not a bunch of ill-assorted vulgar Bulgars, Huns, Greeks, Cypriots and assorted corrupt European riff-raff who couldn't spell the word 'democracy'. Now get back to your slivovitz!

[jimmy glesga]

Skinner is the man with some witt at times but to call the PM dodgy without offering any reason and evidense deserved to be removed temporarily. The witch hunt against Cameron was a disgrace and carried out by incompetant members of my own party.
Labour should be putting positive policies forward to the nation and not acting like tabloid journalists making up stories.