Not nearly enough blood!

Once again the GBP (Great British Public) ignored my orders - put those people on a charge, Sar'nt-Major! - and failed to execute a suitably bloody massacre of the Labour party at Thursday's local elections.  Instead, I was forced to rely on the Jocks to put them to the claymore thus reminding me that you can always rely on the Jocks for some blood-letting, er, provided you pay for the whisky!

In 'mimsy-pimsy' England they couldn't bring themselves to do the dirty deed and so 'Jezza' lives to cock-up another day!  Perhaps that is all for the best because it means that, barring Dave 'n' George having to use the courts to protect their identities in some sex scandal involving a couple of goats and three boy scouts, the Tories should cruise to another victory at the next election.  However, the after shocks of the referendum, and there will be some whoever wins or loses, have yet to be felt and the Tories, being on the whole the 'Stoopid Party', are quite capable of self-harming to dangerous levels.

To me it seems impossible to work out the future of the Labour party.  Their 'normals', having surrendered their power to the 'abnormals' by offering membership and a vote to anyone and their 'Uncle Joe' for £3 are doomed to the loony-bin of politics until they split.  It is worth remembering that in the great Labour party scheme of things, 'Jezza' is merely slightly eccentric.  The really dangerous mouth-dribblers have yet to take over.  As the time approaches for the current MPs to face reselection by their local parties you will see the sort of massacre that the GBP failed to inflict.

In the meantime, the 'Dave 'n' George' show stumblebums on with policies flourished bravely and then binned at the first sign of opposition.  You, the Great British Public, have one last chance to kick these posh boys where it hurts, so this time just do as I tell you and

VOTE LEAVE

 

Comments

[Loz]

Why would you want to kick those posh boys where it hurts - do you want the Marxists and anti-Semites in charge of Blighty?

SoD

[Antisthenes]

Here in Wales I did my bit and put my cross where you demanded alas to no avail. Considering what we Welsh have to put with as our assembly is so left leaning Labour, Plaid and Greens in charge with only smattering of blue in opposition and all the attendant horrors that brings with it. One must wonder at the sanity of the Welsh voters putting them mostly back into power again. Like SNP Scotland Wales is going from bad to worse our NHS service is even worse than the English one and that has to be some achievement. Welsh living on the border shun Wales for their medical care and I do not blame them.

The Insanity of voters is not I am sure exclusive to the Welsh and if more vote to remain in the EU than leave then that insanity will be proven.

[Loz]

Good spot Anti.

I'll add another genre of Brit to Blighty's list of the intrinsically and irrevocably hard left - the overwhelming majority of this sceptic isle.

And, you've reminded me of that place that's 80% public sector: Northern Ireland.

Good double spot! : -

Public sector
Northerners
Sweaties
Taffs
Paddies
Unions
Students
Londoners
Greens
Corporate workforce (feeding off HMG contracts)

Please Mr Juncker-the-Drunker and Mrs Kaiserin, will you save us from these beasts - but not force us into the Euro?

SoD

[Loz]

A couple more: -

Public sector
Northerners
Sweaties
Taffs
Paddies
Unions
Students
Londoners
Greens
Corporate workforce (feeding off HMG contracts)
Hairies (of both persuasions)
Left Footers

SoD

[Loz]

So who does that leave then?

http://www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/opinion/politics/ukip-members-enjoy-a-walk-in-spalding-1-6516296

Oh Christ, I'm heading to Dover right now!

SoD

[David Duff]

SoD, I wish to kick 'Dave 'n' George' because, to paraphrase "1066 And All That", not only are they wrong but they're not even wromantic, either! The only thing you can say for them is that they are British. The fact that *you* appeal to the likes of 'Junck the Drunk' and 'the kaiserin' for aid and assistance in the full knowledge that they, along with most of the EU 'appatchiks', loathe and despise the UK speaks volumes for your political judgment. You are the equivalent of an Israeli looking to Iran for aid and succour! This is your absolutely last chance to escape the net that is dragging this country to oblivion - unless, of course, the Italians have the good manners to admit they're bankrupt and thus bring down the entire European shanty town in one fell swoop!

[Loz]

I wouldn't hold your breath on Italy taking the EU down - in fact, if we leave they could be running the EU show soon! :-

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/29/could-italy-be-the-unlikely-saviour-of-project-Europe

SoD

[Whitewall]

...Dave and George being involved in some sex scandal with goats or Boy Scouts...? Or like former Louisiana Governor once quipped-"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/e/edwin_edwards.html

[JK]

...Pace Whitewall

“But surely this is nothing new!” I hear you cry, for one of the wearily quotidian pastimes for English politicians and actors alike usually involve a rent boy and vigorous spanking.

http://observer.com/2016/05/beloved-british-family-man-burned-by-escorts-breach-of-contract/

[Whitewall]

Western civilization can't survive this latest assault by "working ladies" who tell too much. Standards are crumbling.

[jimmy glesga]

Whitewall, we men need to establish our superiority over women. Most women want to be shagged and have bairns and have a say in matters. I say women should accept reality and keep quiet.

[Whitewall]

Now Jimmy, you know we men have been trying that for a million years and women still have the upper hand. There is power and then there is power. I trust you are typing safely in your room?

[David Duff]

SoD, I'm seriously worried about you if you are relying on the Guardian!

Whiters, I haven't had the time to read the details of Governor Edwards life but surely they must make a film of it.

Jimmy, I'm not sure whether to be more concerned for your well-being or that of your missus!