But for God's sake, don't tell the 'Memsahib'! In the meantime allow me to introduce Ms. Soraya Bouazzaoui - and no, I don't know how to pronounce it either. Suffice to say that she gave 'Dim Dave' a smack last night at a televised question and answer session on the EU referendum.
She is also, er, 'hot'!
But of course, it is her keen political insight that attracts me - no, really!
See what I mean! Anyway, last night she swatted 'Dim Dave' and accused him of "waffling" - spot on, my darling! By the way, have I mentioned that she's rather an attractive-looking filly?
I gather from those 'Billy No Mates' with non-existent social lives who actually watched this 'bore-a-thon' that Dave went rather red in the face. Whether that was because Miss 'Whateverhernameis' touched a Prime Ministerial nerve or because he just wasn't used to being spoken to like that or perhaps because, like me, he reckoned she looked 'hot' but 'SamCam' was in the audience, I do not know.
Apparently she is an English literature student and all I can say is that anytime she wants to discuss the finer points of Shakespearean verse I am available. I'll even talk about the EU referendum if that's what it takes.
Anyway, just remember:
VOTE LEAVE
Aw David, you are a push over!
Posted by: Whitewall | Friday, 03 June 2016 at 11:47
Is she one of the Shropshire Bouazzaouis?
Posted by: Whyaxye | Friday, 03 June 2016 at 12:09
Absolutely, Whiters, especially after three dry martinis!
Dunno, 'W', but I'll be up there next week so I'll let you know, er, if the 'Memsahib' lets me out on my own!
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 03 June 2016 at 13:44
Today is National Donut Day!
Posted by: backofanenvelope | Friday, 03 June 2016 at 14:07
Truly, BOE, you are a mine of information.
Posted by: David Duff | Friday, 03 June 2016 at 14:08
You actually listened to what she was saying Duffers?
Posted by: AussieD | Saturday, 04 June 2016 at 05:35
Don't be silly, AussieD, with a figure like hers who needs to listen to her yadda-yadda?
Posted by: David Duff | Saturday, 04 June 2016 at 06:50