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Monday, 22 August 2016

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One of the blessings of having a Schnauzer is its skill on a bicycle. No need to walk it...it just pedals itself.

Robert,

It is difficult to walk a Schnauzer because you have to keep breaking the suction.

David,

The so-called "racist" Irish joke is a reworking of the classic ethnic joke, in which a Polak orders a kielbasa (a Polish sausage) in a hardware store.

Another classic ethnic joke goes as follows:

A guy walks into a Jewish deli and orders a turkey salad sandwich. The counterman tells him they're out of turkey salad. So the customer orders a chicken salad sandwich instead. The counterman tells him, "Mister, if I had chicken salad, wouldn't I have given you a turkey salad sandwich?

Well, Henry, as any old comic will tell you, there's no such thing as a new joke!

"There's no such thing as a new joke".

Especially on this blog: http://duffandnonsense.typepad.com/duff_nonsense/2016/02/your-monday-funnies-22216.html

Oh dear, Dom, I fear the old Alzheimers has arrived! Mind you, I can never remember a joke 7.8 seconds after hearing it!

Incidentally, Dom, you are hereby appointed deputy assistant archivist, so that JK had better watch out!

Reminds me of a joke about Anglo-Saxon Alzheimers:
Forget everything but remember the grudge.

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