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Tuesday, 14 February 2017


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The General was alarmed by the eccentric actions of the pudgy dictator with weird hair. The one in North Korea. Shortly before resigning for purposes of plausible deniability, he called his KGB contact. Believing that no sawed-off Asian could resist the advances of a woman of superior race, he wanted Soviet assassin Xenia Onatopp to end the expanding threat. He had been mightily impressed by her ability to break a man's back and suffocate him with her shapely legs.

"But General," protested the liaison, "Xenia is only character in James Bond film GoldenEye."

"Look," replied the General forcefully, "Do you want the Middle East or not?"

"Okay, okay, we find her," came the reply in an extremely manly if unsteady voice.

"See to it," growled the General before slamming the phone gently.

He maintained a hard countenance as he cleaned out his desk. He would get no credit, but he was a man that never demanded recognition - a man who preferred the shadows. He would always know he had saved America, and that would be enough.

By Jove, Bob, you can tell a good yarn!

Thanks, David. When you're in the mood you're not bad yourself, and it's rubbed off on SoD who can be hilarious.

With any luck, maybe one of the NK generals will take out the right Kim

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