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Monday, 06 February 2017

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Moses came down from the mountain and said to the Children of Israel, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I got Him down to 10. The bad news is Adultery is still in."

Nice one, Deccers!

Now I know how we ended up with Ten!

So glad to see you are back to being an equal opportunity offender, Duffers.

It is not just that Adultery was left on the list. Golda Meir summed it up nicely.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Shalom

After discovering that they had won 15 million pounds in the Lottery, Mr and Mrs McFlannel sat down to discuss their future. Mrs McFlannel announced, "After twenty years of washing other people's stairs, I can throw my old scrubbing brush away at last." Her husband agreed - "Of course you can, hen. We can easily afford to buy you a new one now."


I note that you have accomplished the rare feat of synthesizing all of Scottishness in a single paragraph.

Well done......MacDuff

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