Look, ladies, it's not me it's that Shakespeare fella!

I am told that today is International Women's Day which, of course, cannot be allowed to pass without comment, although somehow, in some way, I don't think the ladies will be too impressed with this but don't blame me, it all comes from that English hero scribbler, Will Shakespeare:

From Kate in The Taming of the Shrew:

Fie, fie, unknit that threat'ning unkind brow
And dart not scornful glances from those eyes
To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.
It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
And in no sense is meet or amiable.
A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee
And for thy maintenance; commits his body
To painful labor both by sea and land,
To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
Whilst thou li'st warm at home, secure and safe;
And craves no other tribute at thy hands
But love, fair looks, and true obedience -
Too little payment for so great a debt.
Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
Even such a woman oweth to her husband;
And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
And not obedient to his honest will,
What is she but a foul contending rebel
And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
I am ashamed that women are so simple
To offer war where they should kneel for peace,
Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway,
Whey they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
But that our soft conditions and our hearts
Should well agree with our external parts?
Come, come, you froward and unable worms,
My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
My heart as great, my reason haply more,
To bandy word for word and frown for frown.
But now I see our lances are but straws,
Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
And place your hands below your husband's foot,
In token of which duty, if he please,
My hand is ready, may it do him ease.

God, that man had guts to write that and with a volatile Queen on the throne, too!

 

 

Comments

[Whitewall]

Not to mention Anne Hathaway close at hand.

[Andrew Duffin]

Old Will certainly knew how to do innuendo, didn't he!

[Andra]

Well, if International Women's Day offends you - just think of March 8th as Andra's birthday.

[Whitewall]

Happy birthday Andra!

[TheBigHenry]

Best wishes, Andra. I will henceforth think of you as the International Woman!

[David Duff]

Andra, I send you my tropical breathings across the oceans!

[Timbo]

Belated greeting Andra! Always remember that the ten happiest years of a woman's life are between twentynine and thirty.