I know, I know, I really am testing your patience, to say nothing of your digestive system, to the limit with these recent photos but - man up! - I am going to give you the opportunity to have some fun with this one.
"No, seriously, Harve! If you were that Lewinski bitch, the stain was about that big!!"
(Difficult to choose but I think 'W' just wins it on the snigger factor!)
I have decided to open a caption competition for this, er, delicious photograph of two of the very nicest people in the world. Just write your suggestions in the 'Comments' and I will choose the best and insert it under the picture. (Waddya mean, is that all?! D'ya think I'm made of money? The name's Duff not Weinstein - or Clinton!)
ADDITIONAL: Do try and keep it clean, er, well, fairly clean!!
"She's just searching for a heart of gold..."
Posted by: Whyaxye | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 10:29
"Ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself, in your case, bad idea."
Posted by: Up2L8 | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 10:45
Why have you not felt me up yet?
Posted by: Lord T | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 10:48
No Hillary. I'm supposed to do that to YOUR tits
Posted by: decnine | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 12:08
"which of us should rinse off first"?
Posted by: Whitewall | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 12:23
https://youtu.be/mtLpZWNyM0I
all things tom petty
Posted by: missred | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 12:40
https://youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8
or this one
Posted by: missred | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 12:42
I hope, erm, multiple entries are allowed...
"No, seriously, Harve! If you were that Lewinski bitch, the stain was about that big!!
Posted by: Whyaxye | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 14:36
Funny, funny stuff Weinstein, but listen to what Bill did.
Posted by: Dom | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 15:43
But did you ever drop one of them be-atches off a bridge and then just drive away?
Posted by: Dom | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 15:46
Please please give me the flower pot.
Posted by: Peter Whale | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 16:07
... so they replaced the thing with an actual football they stenciled a radiation symbol on, and he doesn't know the difference! Uh, there's some schmutz on your tie ... Eeewwwww!
Posted by: Bob | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 17:33
"I'm not going there, Hill. Slick says he only uses it as his cigar humidor."
Posted by: TheBigHenry | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 17:48
Can I do you now sir?
Posted by: Pat | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 18:43
My god, Duffers! What have we done to you to deserve this cruel and unusual punishment?
Posted by: Timbo | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 19:00
"You want to... what?. Oh my God that's disgusting!! What kind of pervert do you take me for?"
Posted by: Cuffleyburgers | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 19:18
Eh Cuffers?
Which one of 'em are ya providing the words for?
Just my 2¢ but, I'd like to think he is asking her.
Posted by: JK | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 20:13
“Okay Harvey, but you need to produce another big fundraising event.”
Posted by: Up2L8 | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 20:38
My gosh! This has turned into a tough competition! David, you have your work cut out sir!
Posted by: Whitewall | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 21:00
The Gaffer's phone line and internet connection is down.
Could be until Saturday before "normal" service is resumed.
He just wanted y'all to know. "Play nicely" and all that usual old bollocks.
Cheers,
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 21:10
Didn't pay the bill ehh?
Posted by: Whitewall | Thursday, 12 October 2017 at 22:04
Loz,
How did you contact him? Or did he call you from a phone booth?
Posted by: TheBigHenry | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 00:37
Loz,
How did you contact him? Or did he call you from a phone booth?
Posted by: TheBigHenry | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 00:37
BigHen,
Smoke signals from Zummerzet - these cb's, honestly ....
Actually he is in possession of a museum grade exceptionally non-smart mobile phone.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 08:05
No doubt one of those mobile phones the size of a shoe box.
Posted by: Whitewall | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 12:36
SoD
Here is a weekend get away for you: http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/13/tripadvisor-names-rural-british-restaurant-as-best-in-world.html
Posted by: Whitewall | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 13:05
Does that mobile still have a crank on the side?It's now an age marker even to get that joke.
Posted by: Michael F Adams | Friday, 13 October 2017 at 15:34
Here ya go David!
Hillary: "Harve I'm tellin' ya from experience all you got to say is, echo what I told Bill to say back in September of '98."
Harvey: "Whattaya you Hillary, bet on that'd be effective?"
"These encounters did not constitute sexual relations as I understood that term to be defined at my January 17, 1998, deposition, but they did involve inappropriate intimate contact."
William Jefferson Clinton
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And, as the blue dress subsequently "proved" (as the dna-tested stains and the stains' location [just below Miss Lewinsky's collar on the blue dress] ... sorry sorry Missred ... 'Bird Dog Bill' might well have *understood* that all he was doing was, saving Miss Monica money on "a facial" that, at the regular cosmetical services center might've earned (Washington DC prices bear in mind) $200 minimum.
Posted by: JK | Saturday, 14 October 2017 at 22:01