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Monday, 22 January 2018


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Another "thought for the day"
Before a young couple marry, what's his is his and what's hers is hers.
After they marry, what's hers is hers and what's his is hers.

I took this from Tim Newman’s Excellent blog. I’m sure he won’t mind the theft. :

A man and woman meet, fall in love, and get married. On the wedding night the man places his new bride on the bed whereupon she says, “Please be gentle with me, for I am still a virgin.”

The man looks at her in surprise and says, “But how? You’ve been married three times before.”

The woman wipes away a small tear and says, “Ah, but it’s a sad story. You see, my first husband was a psychologist; all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist; all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp-collector … oh, how I miss him!”

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