It seems to me that there is no human endeavour, no matter how high-minded, that is free from gross interference. The very latest example of corrupting manipulation has now sullied what has hitherto been considered the most sacred of human activities. I refer, of course, to the 'Miss BumBum' competition which is held annually in Brazil - well, where else?!
This year, the entire festival has been ruined by the inclusion of two transgender chaps and - dammit! - one the fellas actually won it! The world is going to hell in a handcart! I am too upset to write anything more, I'm just going to cheer myself up by slipping into the Memsahib's bikini and and remind myself how gorgeous I look!
David, you will need a very imaginative full length mirror...a bit 'cracked' as they say.
Posted by: Whitewall | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 21:34
We'll require photographic evidence if you please.
Posted by: Andra | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 21:49
Andra, oh dear NO!
Posted by: Whitewall | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 21:52
Andra, just click on the link but be warned, the, er, 'chaps' really are drop dead gorgeous!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 22:33
Ah, Andra, I have just realised that you were seeking photographic evidence of me modelling the Memsahib's bikini. Alas, the camera broke, well, actually it broke down and wept!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 22:36
All the women thought that "BumBum" was a noun, but the two winning blokes thought that it was a verb.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 22:54
I got a wee sensation lower region David!
Posted by: jimmy glesga | Monday, 14 May 2018 at 23:31
I'll settle for a re-run of you in your long johns. That photo always gets my dander up.
Posted by: Andra | Tuesday, 15 May 2018 at 21:37