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Monday, 30 July 2018


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"Bright and early this morning because I'm out for most of the day."
So you waited for proper English weather to return?

Even so his apparently addled brain hasn't cooled down yet - no mention of Sir (soon to be Lord) Hamilton's taming of the Vetteldragon...

I know who you are, 'Capt. Fatty', and you're a very naughty boy - but then you always were! The race report will follow tomorrow.

Q. Sweetums, how many tennis players would you need to change a light bulb?
A. About 40, love!

Yeeeeeeeeeees, well, Nicholas, I can see why you're unlicensed! But never mind, all contributions gratefully received.

Just making up for the few good jokes of yours that I've borrowed over the years. Here are some more unlicenced originals-
Q. Why did the chicken cross the busy highway?
A. To prove to her friends that she wasn't a chicken!
Q. Why did the psychic chicken NOT cross the road?
A. She was already in touch with the other side!
Q. Why did the politician cross the road?
A. Because most politicians are chickens, and that is what a chicken would have done.
Q. What should you say if you find a politician in the gutter?
A. "Congratulations! How long have you been out of the sewers?"

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