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Tuesday, 27 November 2018

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David, we all trust and hope that the 'procedure' is no more difficult than hitting 'that cup'...:))

Once it reaches an acceptable hour over here I'll raise one to your health.

Fingers are crossed but it is a wee bit difficult to hold the glass in one hand and the bottle in the other. I said difficult, not impossible. A toast to your continued health, my dear duffers.

That's all very well and I sympathise and all that but...

Where are my Monday Funnies? :-(


Get well soon.

If it involves a urine sample, take one in that you prepared earlier. Preferably one that you got from a pregnant mare. That should keep the lab busy for a few days...

I'll have a couple for you Duffers - or maybe three, but then ----

Do you want me to do the Monday Funnies for you ..... cut out the middle man and I'm more reliable??

David

Do like the docs
say, we can do a few days without your wit and wisdom, if that is what it is called.

ok it is not from David but
Paddy bought a camel 🐪 from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the camel 🐪 the next day.

In the morning he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news.

The camel's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well just give me my money back then.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Paddy said, 'OK then, just bring me the dead camel.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead camel!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.

I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead camel?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898′

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won.

So I gave him his $2 back.'

Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank.

But yesterday Paddy got an offer to work for the Prime Minister as a Financial Planner

Fingers crossed - I hope all goes well but keep those quacks on their toes.

Just you look after youself. Especially at this dreich time of year. I am sure that all your fans are wishing you well. No need to apologise for letting up on your blogging.

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