Donald, just shut up! What a honker and a hooter he is! Nobody 'over here' gives a flying 'you-know-what' concerning your opinion as to who should lead the Tory party! In fact, the only effect of you giving your unwanted opinion will be to damage the prospects of whom so ever you choose! Give it a rest!
Why would anyone want to marry him? I refer, of course, to Henry VIII who, from all the different portraits I have seen of him, looks fat, ugly and downright nasty!
Ladies, can you imagine that fat, hairy, cruel, lying-liar entering your bed-chamber? Surely, your only response would be, "Heeeeeeeeeeelp!"
Take that, Alistair Campbell! Peter Hitchens pulls no punches in today's Mail as he lays into that nasty, little political thug, Alistair Campbell. He admires his ferocious energy and intelligence but suggests that it was, and still is, misdirected. Hitchens agrees with 'Jezza' that Campbell deserves his expulsion from the Labour party.
But, 'Nige', what will you actually do if you form the next government? It's a question well worth asking because there is a very good chance that the Brexit party will win the next election. Of course, we all know that he will march us out of the EU - Hoorah! - but then there's the rest of all that messy governing business, you know, taxes, defence, trade, the NHS and all that boring stuff! And who are the people you have in mind to run all these different departments? It's early days but the Tories could collapse in the next few months so you had better have a plan ready!
Oh dear, 'I lunched not wisely but too well' - again! Yes, the carvery at The Kings Arms, East Stour where it is impossible to stop making a pig of myself! And, of course, the carvery simply has to be followed by a portion of apple crumble suitably decorated with about a gallon of custard! On arriving home, I slept!
According to Mr. Matt Hancock MP: Who is, I think the 117th volunteer to take over from Mrs. May, the apparatchiks in Brussels are "receptive" to his plan. This means two things. First, that his plan is simply a surrender, and second, Hancock is a nincompoop!
No more rumbles
If we get our independence back we can sort out the details afterwords. Otherwise the EU will take that over leaving MPs to polish the green benches with their backsides and act as EU spokesmen. I suspect that it is dread of taking responsibility for their own proposals that motivates so many MPs to favour remain.
Posted by: Pat | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 14:06
"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." - Henry Kissinger
Posted by: Bob | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 14:43
Trump expressing his opinion on our EU membership and Tory leadership is extremely salutary. The last time an American President did it (do you all remember that really cool black guy who was so able he won a Nobel prize before he'd actually done anything?) The media loved it. Something about being at the back of the queue, I seem to remember. When Trump does it, there is widespread outrage from the media, even though he is talking positively about deals with the USA. And he has made a few deals in his time, whereas the black guy was more a negotiator for state largesse being given to "his people".
Trump might of course just be a buffoon. On the other hand, he might be engaging in a little public stirring, aware that some might see something of the media hypocrisy involved.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 15:40
No doubt the Donald would be better off talking less and listening more, but that applies to most of us. I do agree he probably upset many left wingers by sharing his opinion , but they were not who he was talking too. I often cringe at things he says, but it seems to work for him. He likes to stir things up, and as long as he is pissing off the right people have at it.
Luv the blog btw. Tho British politics are truly mystifying.
Posted by: Keith | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 18:26
I assume, Keith, that you are not a subject of Her Maj and thus you find our politics "truly mystifying". All I can say is keep trying and if you work it out please let me know because I haven't a clue!
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 19:01
He was really into virgins and couldn't tolerate mingers ...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/01/henry-viii-may-have-divorced-anne-cleeves-already-had-baby-someone/
I've known blokes like that, bad strategy. They threw a good punch, blokes like that, what with their over-developed muscles in the lower right arm. A been-round-the-block-few-times minger is always safer ground, imho.
Consider it another example of lack of compromise, the surest downfall of any politician.
And what's wrong with Anne of C, anyway? She's hot. I would.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 19:34
If The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan pbhn allows Trump in, maybe there will be a rip snorter Lefty freak show in the streets?
Posted by: Whitewall | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 19:59
I think several are already planned, Whiters.
Posted by: David Duff | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 21:30
Oh goody!
Posted by: Whitewall | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 21:46
And so the Kipperization of the Brexit Party begins, with, according to the Gaffer, "the country's favourite auntie" ...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48491731
Better hope you grab the controls of the train set soonish, coz once your bandwagon of IRA supporters, homophobes, neo-fascists and other assorted cranks and freaks really gets going, you'll be Kippered good 'n' proper.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 23:30
Whitewall, the left have been bloodsucking the working class since the 1950s and the progressive Attlee Labour government. The left since then have been in the wilderness supporting all sorts of onerous regimes.
Posted by: Jimmy Glesga | Sunday, 02 June 2019 at 23:51
This pic made me ruminate on how the political interaction between peeps and pols has descended into the gloriously peurile over recent years ...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2019/06/03/messages-cut-grass-donald-trump-see-lands-uk-state-visit-9776684/amp/
It's a sure sign of the gobshitery that derives from political strife, I mean, they've been at it in Dorset / Zummerzet from the year dot ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant
... present organ included!
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Monday, 03 June 2019 at 07:50