Well, we all tell the occasional fib but there are some people who simply lie, lie and then lie some more! Let me introduce you to Mrs. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). I'm not quite sure what "MA" stands for but whichever district of America it is, then it is peopled by beings who look unaturally similar to each other and who have difficulty reading and writing because they keep re-electing perhaps one of the greatest lying-liars ever to enter the Halls of Congress - 'Big Chief' Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren!
As they obviously say in 'MA', "You can fool me once or you can fool me constantly and repetitively" which 'Faucahontas' does, over and over.
After using for decades a totally false background claiming Red Indian heritage in order to take personal advantage in University places and job advancements, she was finally forced to admit that she was indeed a 'lying liar' of epic proportions. So it is no surprise, except possibly to the brain dead of 'MA', that she can still tell effortless 'porkies'*. This time it is her claim to have been more or less fired from an early teaching job because she fell pregnant. It now transpires that far from being fired, the board of the school at which she worked actually wanted to extend her contract! Read the sordid details over at Zero Hedge.
*For my foreign readers, a 'porkie', ie, a porkie-pie, is cockney rhyming slang for a lie.
ADDITIONAL: Dammit! I have only just spotted today's 'cartoon' over The American Thinker:
MA...Massachusetts. Once the origin of American revolution and independence. Now a days utterly lost in every way from its patriotic origins. A Democrat stronghold as one might expect.
Posted by: Whitewall | Tuesday, 08 October 2019 at 12:16
All politicians lie since lying is in politicians' job description. And compared to the constant and consequential lying of another famous American politician of the moment, complaining about any others just seems like self-parody. So, once again, I'll have to give you points for having the courage to be ridiculous. Good show.
Posted by: Bob | Tuesday, 08 October 2019 at 13:34
Funny! Schoolmarm.
Posted by: Whitewall | Tuesday, 08 October 2019 at 14:18
I'm a virgin, too.
Posted by: Bob | Tuesday, 08 October 2019 at 14:31
David
This has been suggested as a campaign theme song for Ms. Warren.
https://youtu.be/Z6E98ZRaU1s
Cher has always been tasteless, but I had forgotten how much.
Posted by: Hank | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 02:12
By George and all the Saints!
If deepfake video was ever to have its moment it would be to get Fauxcahontas's fizzog onto that video!
In fact, this is now to become a deeply solemn moment on D&N. All kneel ...
I, Son of Duff, descendant of Ap-Lake, Knight of the Round Table (and that isn't fake, btw, I've got the ancestry chart to prove it), do hearby pronounce that I, Son of Duff, etc., shall pay the sum of 100 green queens to the first deepfake video that superimposes the face of Elizabeth Warren, also known as Fauxcahontas, with lipsinking, onto the video posted by one Hank, commentator of D&N.
Spread the word across the lands of our ancestors.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 10:45
And the lyrics ...
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-hmd-rev2&sxsrf=ACYBGNSofXpgmY9AFkoKGayn5kjwcvpPDg%3A1570614623875&ei=X62dXZOFNY6X1fAPhLeEyAw&q=cher+half+breed+lyrics&oq=cher+half+breed+lyrics&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.12...0.0..80639...0.0..0.0.0.......0.jy-zPwQSsLs
It's a bull's eye on every front.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 10:56
Hank, you are hereby awarded the D&N Order of 1st Class Witty Bitchiness!
Perhaps you could send it to the GOP electoral team if 'Fauxcahontas' actually wins the Dem nomination.
Posted by: David Duff | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 11:13
Since it was Cher singing the song, nobody cared much about the lyrics. Today, the song would trigger snowflakes into mass DTs.
Good find Hank!
Posted by: Whitewall | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 11:23
And while we're at it:
https://pjmedia.com/trending/elizabeth-warren-stands-by-claim-she-was-fired-from-teaching-despite-evidence-proving-she-wasnt/
Posted by: Whitewall | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 11:42
The Warren native thing is more common over here than you might imagine. Until 2 years ago I thought I was 1/8 native, but my sister put some time and money into researching our native ancestor only to find she was only 1/2 native, making us 1/16th.
The teaching thing is meant to make her more sympathetic to American women, most of whom have had some experience with unfair treatment. Playing to the masses is common. Reagan liked jelly beans and Bush senior liked pork rinds and made sure everyone knew they eat things besides caviar. If you want a good reason to make fun of Warren there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWehvtOL_VI
Ya see, she's just a common gal.
Posted by: Bob | Wednesday, 09 October 2019 at 15:20