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Monday, 28 October 2019


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I still say fishing is a lot less dramatic than golf!

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames in London...
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, and we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."
"Well", said the big Croc, "And what have you been eating"?
"Politicians, same as you", replied the small Croc, "and I can tell you how I catch them in the car park next to Parliament...
I crawl up under one of their posh cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then, I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!", says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.
"You are not getting any real nourishment. 'See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase..."

Aussies simply cannot be faulted for lack of enterprise.

Well, I'd be pretty pissed off if a Romanian circus stole my chihuahua.

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