The problem with Ricky Gervais is that he wasn't nearly rude enough!

As we all do know now, Ricky Gervais was 'yuuuugely' rude to the gathered Hollywood scum stars and starlets gathered for their annual prize-giving.  Alas, he was no-where near rude enough!  Take for example, Ms. Michelle Williams - and no, I have never heard of her before today - who won a bauble at the Globe Awards.  As Ms. Jeannie DeAngelis informs us at The American Thinker, it was probably a good thing that the entry carpet to the ceremony was red because it is possible that Ms. Williams might have left a trail of blood behind her!

Once inside, and despite Gervais's advice to avoid political acceptance speeches, the nominee for best actress in a limited series or television film, Michelle Williams, came prepared to confess that a "woman's right" to kill her unborn children is what gained her access to a carpet stained with both [literally] sewage [there had been a plumbing accident earlier] and [metaphorically] blood.

Ms. DeAngelis continues:

Embracing her prize, Michelle shared that she wouldn't be where she is today if she hadn't aborted a baby or two. The award-winner implied that had she not relegated one of her many lover's children to a red biohazard bag, she wouldn't be as welcome to sit among those in attendance, many of whom likely sold their souls to the Devil for the opportunity to become a star.

Kind of like an unborn child with no control over a fame-hungry mother headed toward an abortion clinic, Michelle explained: "As women and as girls, things can happen to our bodies that are not our choice." Apparently, as one half of the twosome needed to conceive a child, Michelle excuses herself from the process. Furthermore, if she wasn't raped, based on those remarks, Michelle seems unaware she had a "choice" before "things ... happened to her body" that resulted in life. After that, Michelle commended herself by stating, "I've tried my best to live a life of my own making and not just a series of events that happened to me."

Apparently, as I write she is carrying the embryo of a child produced with her current lover.  Ms. DeAngelis advises him strongly to keep an eye on it because you never know when Ms. Williams will be offered another starry role!

 

 

 

Comments

[Up2L8]

Ms. Michelle Williams line, in part; "many of whom likely sold their souls to the Devil for the opportunity to become a star."

Should that have been; "many of whom likely sold their souls to Harvey Weinstein for the opportunity to become a star."

[Glesga]

I doubt any of those gorgeous female actors would come near me unless of course I had a few bob and influence to get them a part in a movie. Would you like to pick up those paper clips from under my desk young lady.

[Malcolm Pollack]

Note that Ms. Williams was clutching a golden idol while making her obeisance to Moloch.

I saw a cartoon somewhere online: a little baby sitting on a cloud looking down at her speech, saying "I hope it was worth it, Mommy."