A particularly fine collection today - and that was my first joke!
A Greek and an Irishman are sitting in a coffee shop one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “Greeks built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But, it was Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, and it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind it was ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys, then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'FUCK ME'!
What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Now don't assume David, that today's jokes ain't cuttin' it:
http://knuckledraggin.com/2020/01/and-ill-leave-you-with-a-taste-of-summer/
What it is is, your "Image Preview" doesn't seem to be working and I've just assumed that it went with your paean to Irish ingenuity!
(I trust Whitewall you've not overdone this morning's caffeine?)
Posted by: JK | Monday, 20 January 2020 at 16:06
I think the Pantheon was built by the Romans: in Rome.
Posted by: decnine | Monday, 20 January 2020 at 16:40
Heh! You Classicists are always so picky!
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 20 January 2020 at 18:09
JK, thank you for the gallery but what is an 'Image Preview'?
Posted by: David Duff | Monday, 20 January 2020 at 18:12
JK, I had 4 cups and it has taken me this long to be able tu tapp the corecct keys!!
My nerves alreddy!
Posted by: Whitewall | Monday, 20 January 2020 at 18:36