'SoD' descended': And that was why I went 'off air' yesterday - sorry, sorry - waddya mean ya never noticed? Anyway, Europe and politics were never mentioned so it was a pleasant visit and as a bonus there was beautiful Spring weather - unlike today where a raging storm is hurling wind and rain in all directions. Time, methinks, to go out on the lawn and do my Lear 'schtick', "Blow wind and crack your cheeks". I know the neighbours just love it!
Dan 'disses' Dom: "Ho, ho, very witty, Wilde" but what are you on about? Sorry, sorry, I am even more obscure than normal! I am referring to an 'axe attack' by Dan Hodges in The Mail against Dominic Cummings.
Of course, 'axe attacks' are exactly what iconoclasts like Cummings relish. Nobody inside, let alone outside, can know for sure whether Cummings qualifies as "A Good Thing" or "A Bad Thing", nor, whether or not he is achieving any of his goals! We shall have to wait for history to tell us - 'I should live so long my life already!'
Sometimes secrets are best kept secret. Today, Phillip Schofield, about whom I know next to nothing, outs himself, after 28 years of marriage, as a homosexual. No doubt there will be a chorus of "Oooo, aren't you brave, 'Philli' darling?" from his many admirers! Nothing brave about it. It was a cruel, needless assault on his wife and family. What an A1 shit!
Now I know Boris has lost his marbles: According to The Mail, Boris, not content to build a zillion-pound railway to get us to Manchester 8 minutes quicker, is now minded to build a bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland! I give up . . .
Bercow gets his just deserts: That is, so to speak, 'bugger all', 'nada', 'zero', which, of course, he entirely deserves given that he is a bumptious, little pratt whose only claim to fame is that he is probably the most disliked ex-MP in decades. Just clear off to obscurity, Bercow, and take that ghastly wife of yours with you!
Like son, like father: It is a very reasonable assumption that Jeremy Corbyn couldn't organise a 'piss up in a brewery', let alone run a business. Strong confirmatory evidence is available now that his son's first effort to try his hand at, er, 'capitalism' has closed down even before his shop premises opened! Of course, it was all dear, old Dad's fault because if he had won the election his son might have expected a bit of government 'dosh' (or my 'dosh', as I fondly think of it!) to help things along.
No more rumbles
David, you mean you opened the door and let him in!?
Posted by: Whitewall | Sunday, 09 February 2020 at 12:57
Dominic Cummings looks like he has been caught red handed dumpster diving.
Posted by: Timbo | Sunday, 09 February 2020 at 19:34
Cummings is a Brit and proud. He has done a good job getting us out of the EU dictatorship.
Posted by: Glesga | Monday, 10 February 2020 at 00:18
Not arguing with that at all, Jimmy. Hust that he seems a little exaggerated with the homeless bum look.
Posted by: Timbotoo | Monday, 10 February 2020 at 01:17
"It was a cruel, needless assault on his wife and family. What an A1 shit!"
Spot on
Posted by: FoS | Monday, 10 February 2020 at 10:28
Often wonder why people have to declare whether they are straight or a poofter.
Posted by: Glesga | Monday, 10 February 2020 at 11:17
I suspect that Schofield was going to be outed and decided to be the first to speak so he appeared brave and *cough* manly. Soon we will hear about a gilted lover.
Posted by: Lord T | Tuesday, 11 February 2020 at 11:52