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Monday, 06 April 2020

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Good work!

I told my wife this morning that if the authorities wanted to see a body count, just let the stores run out of coffee!

It's looking touch and go for Boris at the moment. I hope he pulls through alright.

A fine crop indeed. Trust the Aussies to cheer up the world.

One for you then Andra:

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’”

Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him.

Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.’”

“Of course,” says the Pope, looking stunned. “Do you have an eraser?”

Good one, JK!

'The Elder' Granddaughter told me that one David, soon after I'd recommended her 'take a look' in on Sister Wolf's site! (Don't know whether she stole it from Sis or, what with all the forms of the word like the Pope apparently 'employed' flying around willy-nilly, Granddaughter came up with that on her own.)

Hmmmmm! Thanks for that, I think, JK.

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