I refer, of course, to Mr. Charles Elphicke, the former Tory MP for Dover and about to be resident of Wormwood Scrubs!
My instant re-action to seeing a hitherto successful man, in effect, drive headlong into a concrete wall, not once but several times, is a tiny dash of pity. Alas, reading of Mr. Elphicke's trail of self-inflicted injuries as he constantly followed his erect penis into even greater trials (literally!) and tribulations, such pity as I might have faded rapidly. Did he really and truly believe he was so irresistible to so many women? The jail-time he will serve will be a severe punishment but the loss of his career and political power will be crushing. How much grief the loss of his wife will be can only be answered by him.
I guess Mr. Elphicke will experience the "long and short" of it all very soon.
Posted by: Whitewall | Thursday, 30 July 2020 at 18:40
The only advice I can give him is that, if he drops the soap in the shower, he kicks it all the way back to his cell before he bends down to pick it up!
Posted by: penseiveat | Thursday, 30 July 2020 at 21:40
Prison is cushy nowadays in the UK. Private rooms and the telly. Bending over is voluntary. Muslims get a menu and prayer mat.
Posted by: Glesga | Thursday, 30 July 2020 at 22:35
Glesga:
"Prison is cushy nowadays in the UK. Private rooms and the telly. Bending over is voluntary. Muslims get a menu and prayer mat."
His best bet is to call himself Charlie Al-fique.
Posted by: Whyaxye | Thursday, 30 July 2020 at 22:46
You don't mind me being off-topic (yet again) David?
Yeah I figured.
Loz?
https://www.bugasalt.com/products/bug-a-salt-3-0-orange-crush-edition
That *ought be* legal in England.
I've had one (actually some few but I've "gifted" every one except for the one I'm "entertaining" myself with nowadays - I say 'entertaining' because practice ammo has got so expensive. Anyway I've had some version of the thing for, I'm guessing, plus five years.
Just today my daughter who'd never had/allowed [willingly except for her Dad] a gun "of any kind" reports she's "enjoying the hell out of this thing" [her husband *barred her from buying one when theys was out shopping but since her birthday was the 4th of July and I'd forgot to even mail her a card ...
Anyway the daughter reports (and she's a hard shell religious person) "I love this d*** thing!"
At any rate if, your Government will allow you to purchase one I'd heartily say "Do so!"
The "ammunition" is regular table salt and so long as you don't click it into somebody's eyes from closer than six feet it's perfectly safe except for its being alot of fun.
There's the rub though Loz as I understand it. Your goverment allows the hairies to enjoy theyselves raping your women but frowns on y'all natives having any fun yourself.
Kinda like Bob and the Democrats would have me.
Posted by: JK | Friday, 31 July 2020 at 01:47
What a brill piece of kit JK!
We have a tubular hoover type thing supplied by auntie Babs (the one in the care home near the Gaffer and Memsahib) for sucking little critters up and chucking them outside. We're a bit girl's blowsish about killing them over here, I know, sooorrry, even though the massive house spiders we get - some of which barely fit under the rim of a pint glass - creep me the hell out.
Unfortunately the battery on the tube vacuum often isn't powerful enough, and to get a pint glass over Blighty's dexterous arachnids needs the reactions of a gunfighter - which I don't have no more!
So for the really stubborn and lively invaders I might consider this new "A-salt" rifle!
Btw ...
Your goverment allows the hairies to enjoy theyselves raping your women"
It's actually not our women - they would likely give these cowardly creeps a kick in the nuts. No, the hairies go for our underage vulnerable girls ...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
They know a "soft underbelly" when they see one.
SoD
Posted by: Loz | Friday, 31 July 2020 at 10:33